I’m sorry… I’m sorry! I stung Yato!
Zoe / 16 / US
I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this
This is the best accident ever.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY.
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
it’s the natmobile
reblogging again cause that’s fucking gold.
Track: Sleepyhead/Kids Mashup
Artist: MGMT and Passion Pit
You were one inch from the edge of this bed,
I drag you back, a sleepyhead
The single greatest mashup ever, not done by me, but creds to whoever created this work of art.
im 16 again all in a rush of bright colours
in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “any type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion about the definition of poetry and then tell the class the definition was any writing that wasnt prose and apparently i ruined his lesson so he took my talking privileges away
Track: muffled attack on titan opening in the distance
I imagine the people living inside Wall Rose going about their daily lives then they hear this and they’re like “ohhhh shit’s goin’ down beyond the wall”
holy fucking shit i actually peed abit i laughed so much
"Well, there goes that angry Eren kid again."
Reblogging for that last comment
there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”
its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up
If you don’t love Ginny Weasley, you’re wrong.
On today’s episode of: scenes that should’ve gone in the FUCKING movie
“What she said was offensive. It was so offensive, I don’t even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.”
Hat tip to Jake for making the connection.
The Big Lebowski is always relevant.
"If I can’t say the word vagina, why are we legislating vaginas?" Brown asked Thursday at a hastily called Capitol press conference. "What language should I use?"
Brown noted “vagina” is the “medically correct term.”
"We’re all adults here," she said.
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If I were to describe the new wave of cartoons, namely Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Gravity falls and the like, in one word it’d be healthy.
I’m constantly wowed by how meticulously healthy and sensible the relationships and discourse are for the characters. Like I’m actually hopeful for what younger people learn and keep with them from watching these shows.
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it